Sunday, February 05, 2006

Prime Monster's Arrogance--A Recurrence

The arrogant Prime Monster again showed poor, or no, judgment on how to place itself.

The Prime Monster shockingly, inappropriately, daringly referred to our highly revered King in the way any Thai would never do. This is the verbatim translation:

"It won't take many people to force me out of the prime minister seat. Only one person suffices. It is the King. If His Majesty whispers to me and says only one word, "T______, just step down," I will certainly bow to His feet and leave."

How dare you pull His Majesty, who is righteously above anything and over our hearts and heads, down to your low-life, unworthy level? HM is above all else and is too high for your reach.

You, arrogant bastard from hell, are unworthy to show your stupid, ugly, corrupt face in His presence!

His Majesty will NEVER have to stoop to your level! We will tell you OURSELVES!! We don't whisper. We SHOUT and HAVE BEEN SHOUTING that you GET OUT. Yet, you shamelessly ignore. You are still oblivious to your low-life crimimal status.

Pretty soon, not too long from now, you and your kinfolks will end your evil deeds and suffer the very same fate Mussolini, Ceausescu, Marcos, Suharto, Duvalier, Amin, Estrada, etc., had suffered. Just wait and see.

I think you should be punished the ancient way:- the convicted traitor was dragged to the place of execution, hanged by the neck (but not until he was dead), and disembowelled (or drawn) while still alive. His entrails were burned before his eyes. He was decapitated, and his body was divided into four parts (or quartered).

Your head should be impaled on a spike and displayed at the Royal Court, your right arm in the City of Kanjanaburi, your left arm in Ubonratchatani, your right leg in Chiangrai, and the left leg in Yala.

If you are lucky enough to escape public execution, do not expect to live peacefully, for you will be cursed by the 64 million people whom you have robbed. Your name, your family names, and the corrupt evil things you did will be in Thai history FOREVER! You will NEVER ESCAPE from HELL to see the light of day ever again!

I do not want to desecrate the sanctity of His Majesty's mention on this page by writing your name in the same paragraph. In fact, I have never said your name. I don't want to go rinse my mouth after every mention or referral to you low-life hell beast.

The Chief Reptile is also known as the PM. The "P" stands for "Prime, Principal, Prominent, Pathetic, or Pathological"; the "M" comes from "Monster, Moron, Menace, Megamouth, or Maniac." Any combination applies.