Friday, January 27, 2006

The Pathetic Megamouth sold off assets

Last week, the Pathetic Megamouth sold off its family fortune, amassed through stealing from the country and amending laws for personal gains, to the Business Branch of the Singaporean Government.

The assets included all the telecommunications business that the PM, aka the Compulsive Liar or the Pathological Embezzler, acquired during its early political career starting in 1992.

The Act, previously stating that foreign investors cannot hold more than 25% of the total shares, was changed to allow 49% foreign shareholders and put into effect on Saturday, January 20, 2006. The sale of national treasures-turned-private properties was signed, sealed, and delivered on Tuesday, January 23, 2006. Thanks to the corrupt Congress for getting the change done in time!

This scandalous business deal was expertly advised by the smartest, yet most evil, tax lawyer, so that ZERO tax was to be paid to the country, and conveniently accommodated by the Finance Minister, who was once an employee of the PM at its private company. The current Finance Minister was this same man who took the news of the 1997 Baht devaluation to the Chief Reptile, then a minor politician. This helped make an unthinkably huge profit for the crook--on the life, blood, and tears of its fellow countrymen.

May their days in Hell come soon. You will see that Hell officials can't be bought!