The Arrogant Prime Monster's Idiotic Road Show
This week the arrogant Chief Reptile, aka Prime Monster, is on a week-long road show, to which I named "An Idiot's Hilarious Telethon," in the hope to secure its popularity in the region and to promote its stupidity.
Instead of getting respect from destitute peasants in this provincial district, the Reptile has become a laughing stock to the whole country for showing its own ignorance. It thinks getting out there and offering ridiculous and moronic advice would bring about admiration and solutions to people's problems. All it has been doing is giving away MONEY. Most of its advice is so absurd and inapplicable. The disaster of the stupid road show all stemmed from its ignorance. Doesn't it know that people want REAL solutions and help, not a hand-out? How can it not know what a BIG MORON it is revealing itself to be??? Why didn't its surrounding pet lizards whisper into its ears that it is showing the world what an IDIOT it is.
Poor these peasants... Their innocence was capitalized by the cunning Illusionist. They got duped by the Chief Reptile.
Everyone knows its real motives. This publicity stunt, funded by taxpayers' money, is nothing but a ploy to divert public attention away from many real and more serious problems facing the country.
After this week's hype, the peasants will still be as destitute as they have always been. The Chief Reptile got its election campaign on the expense of taxpayers' money--again!
When will the Chief Reptile be put out of misery?? I am waiting for the day when Heaven will annihilate it and its clans from this land's secred ground...
I am ashamed to be living in a country that is run by gluttonous reptiles--large and small.
P.S. All the "it and its" here refer to The Reptile.
Instead of getting respect from destitute peasants in this provincial district, the Reptile has become a laughing stock to the whole country for showing its own ignorance. It thinks getting out there and offering ridiculous and moronic advice would bring about admiration and solutions to people's problems. All it has been doing is giving away MONEY. Most of its advice is so absurd and inapplicable. The disaster of the stupid road show all stemmed from its ignorance. Doesn't it know that people want REAL solutions and help, not a hand-out? How can it not know what a BIG MORON it is revealing itself to be??? Why didn't its surrounding pet lizards whisper into its ears that it is showing the world what an IDIOT it is.
Poor these peasants... Their innocence was capitalized by the cunning Illusionist. They got duped by the Chief Reptile.
Everyone knows its real motives. This publicity stunt, funded by taxpayers' money, is nothing but a ploy to divert public attention away from many real and more serious problems facing the country.
After this week's hype, the peasants will still be as destitute as they have always been. The Chief Reptile got its election campaign on the expense of taxpayers' money--again!
When will the Chief Reptile be put out of misery?? I am waiting for the day when Heaven will annihilate it and its clans from this land's secred ground...
I am ashamed to be living in a country that is run by gluttonous reptiles--large and small.
P.S. All the "it and its" here refer to The Reptile.
posted by A Desperate Seeker at 11:00 PM
