Friday, January 20, 2006

Mr./Madam Ambassador, Please Don't Laugh Yet

The Chief Reptile, or Pathetic Moron, today invited foreign ambassadors from some 30 countries to witness its stupidity at the ridiculous show, An Idiot's Hilarious Telethon, in a northeastern district. How shameless! It didn't even have a clue to hide its low mentality!!

Great move, MORON!!

Yes, these international dignitaries can report our national disgrace back to their countries, in fact to the world community. It is embarrassing for us. Everyone in the world can now see that Thais are led by a Moron whose brain is indeed made of excrement. (Sorry folks, it's so gross, but it's true! See my point??)

No, please, sirs and madams, we are not stupid. Please just laugh at the Moron. It used this perfect opportunity to gain credibility for itself and to use your excellencies as respectable supporting sidekicks. We hope you didn't mind much, for at least you were on national TV!!

I suddenly remember the old proverb: "Such is the government, such is the people." I then realize how idiotic we Thais look to you!?!

Again, I want to tell you: we are not a population of nincompoops
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Only some of us, mostly the peasants and the less educated, were naive and uninformed. You can't blame them. They had unknowingly voted for crooks in suits. Educated ones know that almost all politicians are swindlers and embezzlers. Believe us, we know.

That's why we, who didn't vote for the crooks or who have finally woken up, are inviting you also to witness the real Road Show on February 4. That's when you will see who the real owner of this lovely country is.